Lewis T. Duck (song)

Lewis T. Duck is a song from the Children's Funny Songs album, performed by Redd Wayne as Lewis T. Duck.

Lyrics
If you've got a problem, you know the answer: call a Lewis T. Duck!

No trouble at all, no problem too small, no, not for Lewis T. Duck

I'm very well known for helping, solving rather intricate tricks!

Your problem may be major, but Lewis will solve it in just two ticks!

If you've got a problem, you know the answer: call a Lewis T. Duck!

No trouble at all, no problem too small, no, not for Lewis T. Duck

A duck is well known for quacking, but quacking isn't really my style

I'm better known for cracking a problem or fighting a riff of the dial!

If you've got a problem, you know the answer: call a Lewis T. Duck!

No trouble at all, no problem too small, no, not for Lewis T. Duck

It's easier if you know how and I can assure you I know quite a lot!

You either have or have not and believe me, I'm certainly not a have not!

If you've got a problem, you know the answer: call for Lewis T. Duck!

No trouble at all, no problem too small, no, not for Lewis T., Shout for Lewis T., Holler for Lewis T., Call for Lewis T. Duck!

Lewis T. Duck at your service!